Funding New Site Features And Freebies

John holding a pen
Me being a little too excited about signing books with this pen.

I would like to announce some exciting new features to my site, which will help make the experience far more interactive for everyone who visits! These include:

  • Short films
  • Full albums of original music
  • Readings on video
  • Podcasts
  • Audio readings with sound effects
  • No more advertisements!

I’d like to announce that, sure, and the required site upgrades are almost fully funded. So what can we do to hit full funding? Well, I’ve come to realize that with each of my many book signings a few copies are left over. That adds up to a lot of books over time. I have decided to sell these books directly to readers, with a personal autograph and original flash fiction or poem written into the pages–this unique writing will not be reprinted anywhere else. In my estimation just selling 20 books will allow for all the features listed above.

Now, you are probably thinking that all sounds nice but: will it really be so great? Yes. Original short films, free of charge here on my site. New original songs every week, all free of charge. The podcasts, the readings, it’s all going to be here for those of you who cannot attend my book signings and convention appearances. I’ll even sweeten the pot: if these goals are met I’ll add free eBooks to the site on a regular basis.

Shipping is included, money is accepted through PayPal

Childs-Guide-smA Child’s Guide to Death: $15 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 5 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original flash fiction. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

Discouraging at Best: $15 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 3 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original flash fiction. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

directorscutLast Burn in Hell: $16 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 4 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original flash fiction. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

Lawson vs. LaValley: $11 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 2 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original flash fiction. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

The Plague Factory: $7 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 8 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original poem. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

psych_smPsych Noir: $5 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 24 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original flash fiction. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

SuiPsalms: $12 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 10 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original poem. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

amputee_smThe Troublesome Amputee: $9 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 3 copies available. Comes with personal inscription and original poem. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.

The Troublesome Amputee Scarred Edition: $19 (add $3 to Canada, $10 international), 1 copy available. Comes with personal inscription and original poem. Send payment to dlo444@aol.com.